Training Log Archive: RockHEART

act., terrible run at US long, start nervous with 1, 2, 3, 4, mistakes then it takes me some time to get back on track and 2, 3 times more I tray to be tricky - ha ha just stupid loosing time...

Event: 5 jours en Provence
 

Uhh, actually they decide, I,m not eligible for the Champ......??? I think I'm yes I,m with viza that give mi rights for the champ all the time, and the US Gov. sad : *to get gr card you must upgrade your viza to H * and We did it and start procedure...( no lottery ) We just awaiting for the documents. US Gov. sad YES but OUSA sad NO.........OK, that's OK.
But I'm angry and mad How they did it. THEY DO NOT ASK ME NOTHING ??? like I'm not a person...like I,m not a human.......-.CSU my Club!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Uh I've never been part of the team, I don't know why! )

( I just got more power for my engine :))) )

Indians go for shaman and asked:
- Severe winter you will know how to collect firewood?
- Dogs will die from cold-answer their shaman.
After one month:
- Do you still collect firewood?
- Collect, wolves will die of cold!
After another month:
- More to collect it?
- More, more, bears will die of cold!
But he became a shaman guilty, if he had misled his people and decided to go to the top where there was a weather station and ask what will be the winter. Saw a technician and asked:
- Boy, if this winter will be cold?
- Large cold, grandfather, bears will die of cold!
Shaman happy turned to go, but he turned away and said:
- And you were on these wires, you know?
- Fuck them wires, watch how the Indians gather firewood!

Died, three-quarter of the Bulgarian people from hunger and from Europe sent a commission of experts to look things in place. Watching you, clucked their tongues, wonder and finally exclaimed:
- What a terrible tragedy! Poor country, but what a low budget deficit!

A man in a lingerie shop. Wants to buy a bra for his wife as a gift for the holidays.
- What size? - Ask the seller.
- I do not know!
- Okay, how big - the watermelons?
- No!
- As for peaches?
- It was!
- As for eggs?
- Yes - fried!

Late at night. On duty-stop round the clock pharmacy man show:
- Miss, do you have condoms XXXXL?
- Well, sir, why stand out? Come! Come!

Oh sh... too match pain in my left foot, my old knife trauma. May I hit during the long Champ my left hip, I can't walk now...also from here they cut artery for my heart bypass.............M....F****.

A dog run around the desert and thought: "If you do not soon find a tree will be wet."

News on Russian TV:
To the U.S. coast came new powerful hurricane. Now it is assigned the highest degree of danger and ... title of Hero of the Russian Federation.