You're impressively restrained when you go down - perhaps because of tempering your reaction around children? I usually emit at least a yelp when I hit the ground, sometimes laced with expletives.
Sweet! Also, you guys have some awesomely open woods over there.
For the second part, it really looked like you spun off one of those tiny little saplings CF-style. Where's the "uuhhn!"?
I ran through the boat parking lot with the cable, luckily on the ground this year, and thought of you since I wasn't looking down until I stepped on it. That wouldn't have been pretty.