which is used as a drum in your nightly solo drum circle.
window blinds are always low on my list. But IKEA sells cheap curtains. And, most importantly, you need a rubber spatula, which has a funny name in Swedish, but I can't remember it right now.
Who told you that you need these things? When I moved to the US, a friend advised that my apartment would look completely furnished if I acquired a rug with dragons on it and a bowl of water with some blue pebbles in it.
Acquiring these might help you achieve a zen-like meditation state. And impress people with your new dedication to inner calm.
You could also claim that your multitude of scratches are from wrestling with the dragons.
You forgot the megaphone!
I have two pristine, unused rubber spatulae. Long story. You're welcome to one if you'd like it.
Ian doesn't believe in megaphone. Megaphone is an entity beyond his understanding.
I will study the art of cheering with Topher, and then I will have no need for a megaphone.
I prefer a megaphone. It is like a microphone. It focuses one on the task at hand. Others can derive endogenous motivation I guess, and leave their inhibitions at the door.
I prefer a megaphone. It is like a microphone.
You'd think it would be more like a billion microphones...
crucial input/output distinction. And signal to noise ratio...
I am not talking about the effect on the audience, but rather the effect on the person utilizing the device.
I'm just talking about SI prefixes.
so... that would be a trillion microphones, yes?
Oh, whoops. I thought it through, but still did it wrong.
I meant a British
billion... yeah, that's it...
Yes! That's what it's called :) I think that is a fantastic name, especially said with that adorable Swedish accent.
Funny story: JJ gave me a slickepott on Saturday. The inference is obvious: post on AP about stuff you lack, get free stuff.
Thanks, JJ!
One microwave, coming up...