Loved reading it, Glen - thanks for taking the time to write it up!
Nice work, but is the SM hat with a GOALS shirt a jersey foul?
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Je...
I appreciate your concern, but I do what I want.
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And what I want is for people to be intimidated by my hat.
Your hat doesn't intimidate me, your mansplaining does.