Probably a poor Italian immigrant family that owned the place. You and your waiter, driving them into insolvency.
LOL. Charlie and I had a painful realization at the end of the weekend. I am developing your temperament and coarse exterior w/r/t getting my way and that I am but 25 years behind you in my development as a curmudgeon. So, maybe you and I aren't "oil and water" but rather "oil and sludge." I suppose we could be more appropriately called "black and tan" in our outward antipathy (but true appreciation) for each other... =p