My eyes glazed over just seeing that you were on an elliptical for 100 minutes. What did you do for entertainment?
He dreamt about cheese, obviously.
Besides dreaming of cheese (who doesn't, am i right?), it was Family Feud + Wheel of Fortune + Jeopardy.
Family Feud: We asked 100 American women, on a scale of 1-10, how good would you be as a stripper?
What do you think was the top answer?
I hope the top response was "Is the scale uniform or normal on the set of people?" I think they usually mean uniform, but normal makes for more nicely behaved and sensible bins.
Unfortunately us females are not renowned for our body confidence. What would have been the top answer if they'd asked 100 guys??
I'm surprised. I think I'd probably be somewhere around the median as far as stripper quality would go, and I'd think I'd be like a 6 or something. I mean, I know being a stripper is hard work, but it seems to me you could get the first few points in the "how good" category just by.... stripping.
source: flying squadrons, USAF
Oh, I thought "you" referred to Boris or the person on the quiz and it was an exercise in public humiliation.
If Yakov were the host: We asked 100 Soviet Russian women, on a scale of 1-10, how good would stripper be as you??
Hmm. Seems like if the average is 1, Cristina would be at least a 6, being a person who seems to do many things extremely well. However, I think she has properly identified the critical factor in success.